ALL IN A BADAMI - report 028
Some great movies.
3 Idiots. Believe me, they proved the present education system is an idiot system and needs reform. The speech of CHATUR was excellent, especially those who can understand Hindi.
Oh, by the way, one politician in India has now considered reviewing the education system in India. Actors do wonder.
JAIL. Prepare some hyper tension tablets prior to watching this great movie. Your blood will rise because of the judiciary system in India and most 3rd world countries, and the excitement of the movie. Neil Nitin Mukesh performance deserves an award.
KURBAAN. I like this movie a lot and how they made it almost like the 9/11 that happened in 2001. This movie is inspiring and sad. I loved how Saif didn't do anything to Kartina just because she wasn't Muslim. All I really have to say is that this movie scored 10 out of 10.
UPCOMING MOVIES.
RANN. Politicians are the most distrusted lot. Now add Newscaster, reporters and the like.
Rann begins with India 24x7 channel head Vijay Harshwardhan Malik (Amitabh Bachchan), a scrupulous newsman, being challenged by falling TRPs and rival channels stealing ideas. His America-returned son Jay (Sudeep, Phoonk) who believes news is a business that needs to make profits, just like selling soap and clothes.
Malik’s channel and the rival (that believes in adding masala to news) side with warring politicians. The political game that ensues is portrayed as a joke, where anything goes. You have silly scenes like a channel chief laughing that bellowing villain laugh and purging out the entire dirty scheme in front of a rookie journo (Riteish Deshmukh). Rookie journo asks wide-eyed, aur desh ke log? (What about the people of India). And yes, but not before an engaging monologue by Amitabh Bachchan, good finally prevails over evil.
Performances are expected. AB, despite his limited role, is powerful. Riteish Deshmukh and Sudeep are good. Suchitra Krishnamoorthy does her part. Technically, the film’s camerawork and art direction is interesting. The background score is overwhelming.
MY NAME IS KHAN. Feb 12th would be the day this movie would be released. K-Jo or Karan Johor’s new brainwave brings back SRK and Kajol, 8 years after “Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum.”
JW Marriott Hotel, Mumbai was the venue where Star TV network gave the first look of this movie promo and 70 countries will follow it.
Rizwan Khan suffers from Asperger syndrome, a form of autism. He marries Mandira, a Hindu single mother, he despite being a Muslim. Post 9/11 the USA airport authorities detain him at LA, mistaking his disability for suspicious behavior.
Tiger Wood………..some light thoughts!
A Lion would never cheat on his wife, but a TIGER WOOD. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stopped at three ho's.
Tiger Wood has admitted to his wife that he has played around with 7 women. His wife thinks there are at least 11 more he has had sex with because she knows Tiger likes to play 18 holes.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
When Tiger Woods goes to the grocery store, he does not pick up eggs, he picks up chicks.
Since his little affairs have come to light, several of Tiger Woods' sponsors have dropped him. However, Pfizer and Porsche are fighting over the name Tiagra.
For Pfizer it's a new pill claiming it's good for 18 holes.
For Porsche sports car it can back out of a driveway faster than any car on this planet and has club proof glass windows.
Why did Tiger Woods retire? Someone could finally hit his balls harder than he could.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a monkey? A monkey usually thinks before it swings.
Considering the situation, wouldn't Dick's Sporting Goods be the perfect sponsor for Tiger Woods?
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant yours or theirs.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ounce burger.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. Times 5 would be my payoff if the vehicle could be driven in USA, times 4 in Europe, Times 3 in UK, times 2 in India.
50% only if driven in Afghanistan or Pakistan.
